Resume Blunders

Mistakes on actual resumes and cover letters as reported by www.resumania.com

• Sales experience: "1886-1992"
• References: "None. I left a path of destruction behind me."
• "Received a plague for Salesman of the Year."
• "I'm attacking my resume for you to review."
• "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
• "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
• "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
• Size of employer: "6'1"

I found these in an old issue of Machine Design magazine, 12/11/03