Random Chuck Norris Facts from Jordon Cooper's weblog

This Chuck Norris thing has probably peaked (we can hope). But I wanted to post a few before it petered out completely. I lifted these from This is Jordon Cooper's weblog: Random Chuck Norris Facts.

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he has never cried. Ever.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has a reponse here. It seems he'll let you live if you buy his books. I'm off to place an order now. Call it life insurance.